First Fifteen

First Fifteen

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Percy suspects he is an alien agent on earth, a top spy from another planet, sent to Earth in the guise of a human schoolboy with learning difficulties, faulty circuitry and a huge penis. Oh, and a touch of autism. He's having a bit of trouble with his malfunctioning body, his hormones, and his girlfriend's over-amorous dog, while he observes and reports on the generally bizarre nature of his family, the teachers and assorted other examples of homo sapiens. Then there's all the stress over his Aston Martin and the supreme Scalextric. He has to worry about the philosophical theories of his favourite TV and comic characters, whilst surviving his education through masturbation and cheating. What with all this and learning about God and the universe, his first fifteen years on Earth are complicated, even with Control keeping an all-seeing eye on him.

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David
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David has never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the box. He's always been what you'd call ‘a kisser and a fighter'; a happy-go-lucky individual, ballsy, with a strong faith in God, and a kind heart. David enjoys taking helicopter lessons, and the odd tot of his favourite tipple, Cristal Champagne, preferably chilled, and consumed ‘in the hover'. In 2009 he set up a children's charity with his wife Belinda called THE HUNNY TRUST. He is, by nature, an inquisitive individual who enjoys new challenges in and out of the bedroom. Post school, David raced Formula Ford racing cars, studied drama in the Vladek Sheybal School of film and TV. He has built, developed, lost and sold various businesses here in the UK and America.

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