David J Walkden has been a pirate, cosmonaut, trapeze artist and an adult film star. He has run with the bulls in Pamplona, conquered Kilimanjaro, been to Everest base camp and really likes red wine.
Nowadays he enjoys walking up mountains, almost exclusively in the rain and running a drug cartel from his rather nice three bed semi-detached house in The Lake District, England. He hates cats and happy people.
He is currently number two on Guatemala’s most wanted list.
Geoff is having a biblically bad day. For a start, his car gets written off and he loses his job at a call centre in Manchester. Then the Devil tells him he’s the Anti-Christ and unless he delivers the apocalypse, he’ll be tortured for eternity at a call centre in Hell. With the help of the Devi...
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