The Bums

A half-ass story in a ‘big ass’ book, The Bums follows the lives of two (sort of) ordinary asses named Ethel and Elsie as they go about their business. Sitting around all day semi-discontented at their lot, The Bums poke fun and insults at everyday things and people. A pair of soft arses with hard ass attitudes, The Bums are entirely non-PC, up their own arses, utter assholes. Are Ethel and Elsie merely huge waists of space or does their story have legs? Hold on to your butts!

Clifford Warwick is both an animal biologist and a human medical scientist, and author of over 150 scientific and popular articles and books focusing on animal welfare, species conservation and human health. Clifford is widely regarded as one of the world’s leading experts on reptiles and a specialist in diseases shared between animals and people (including worms!).