King Wilt's Annual Bat

In a tower at the top of Craggy Castle, two sisters hatch a plot to outwit their father. There is no way they are going to marry the spotty brothers, Walter and Wolfgang Wimple-Pimple, and that is that! The Annual Bat is to be a celebration of their engagement, but Kelligs and Kapoti have other ideas.

Now retired, William McRobert rises at dawn each day to go for a swim. The rest of the time, he is looking for ancestors, sneaking treats to the neighbour’s cat and has recently started to eat his greens.