The Bott Twins: Birth, Death and Other Jokes

A grotesque, surreal and darkly comic series of tales about the most terrible family on the planet.

Mrs Bott, an horrendous “unlanced boil” of a woman and Mr Bott, “a balloon of a man”, are very unhappily married.

Into this disaster enter two unwanted arrivals: The Bott Twins.

Born bad? Or driven bad? It doesn’t matter. What you do need to know is that:

“If you ever meet the Bott Twins, run. Run and don’t look back.”

Too few people take this advice and the results are not pretty.

Saffron Daisy Clark is a transgender woman, who worked in education for over twenty years, teaching a bewildering variety of subjects including game design, health and social care, sport, art and drama before stopping to work full time as a writer and performer – setting up a creative production company: Parasol Productions – and complete her transition.

Current projects include: a film to be released this year: Room to Roam (script and performance); a film in production: The Princess & The Punk: Talking to No-One (script, performance and direction); and a film in pre-production: The Last Dinner (script and performance). This is her first novel – she hopes to continue the twins’ stories…