99 Things That Really Annoy Us Old Guys

Do you get really annoyed when strangers park outside your house?Or by sticky price labels that just won’t peel off?Do you get frustrated by child-proof caps?Are you, like me, an old guy who is becoming increasingly crabby at things beyond your control?If you are irked by waiters in restaurants who ignore you when you are trying to catch their attention then this is the book for you.99 hilarious cartoons that reflect the increasingly frustrating life of us old guys.Take a look inside!

The Knox Legacy

Born into a small mining town in the early twentieth century, Mary Knox’s life was never easy. When her father died in a tragic mining accident, leaving her mother to descend into madness, Mary’s world shattered. Thrust into the harsh realities of the welfare system, she endured the unforgiving conditions of the workhouse and orphanage before being indentured as a seamstress at the tender age of fourteen.Determined to rise above her circumstances, Mary spent her teenage years working tirelessly, her persistence and talent rewarded with a position of authority far beyond her years. However, her success was short-lived, as corruption, a failed relationship with a married man, and theft tore her career asunder.In the face of adversity, Mary emerged transformed, her character now imbued with ruthlessness and the ability to think one step ahead. Most importantly, she learned to manipulate the sexual weaknesses of men, becoming the predator rather than the prey. A marriage of convenience provided the opportunity she needed to fully exploit her newfound commitment to success.Through sheer determination, corruption, and cunning, Mary Knox built an empire that would become her only child’s inheritance, establishing the Knox Legacy. This gripping tale of resilience, ambition, and the indomitable human spirit showcases one woman’s unwavering resolve to create a better life for herself and her descendants, no matter the cost.

Kevin Wilks and the Power Stone

Kevin Wilks, a strong-willed child, finds himself unexpectedly immersed in a world of magic and mystery. Gifted with an unwavering spirit, Kevin questions the validity of all he’s taught, seeking evidence to support the claims presented to him.Unbeknownst to Kevin, his older brother, who is three years his senior, is already a part of this enigmatic realm. It is through his brother’s discovery that Kevin learns of his own latent magical abilities.As Kevin enters his senior school, his life takes a dramatic turn when he discovers the existence of this hidden world, and he is thrust into its midst. Despite the initial challenges in comprehending the nature of his new reality, Kevin must learn to embrace it as an integral part of his life.Under the guidance of the master wizard Merlin, Kevin embarks on a series of quests, seeking to uncover a mysterious object of great importance. His determination and unique perspective prove invaluable as he strives to succeed in the tasks set before him.Join Kevin on his extraordinary journey as he navigates the magical world, grows into his own, and becomes a central figure in the captivating saga that bears his name.

Shristi: Creation

Shristi (Creation) is an enchanting book that beckons readers to embark on a literary odyssey, where the meandering rivers, vast oceans, and breathtaking sunsets glorify the wonder of nature and the miracle of creation itself. Through its pages, the book vividly depicts the abundance and beauty of life, painting a vivid picture of the world’s magical colors that captivate the imagination. As readers delve deeper into Shristi, they will discover the profound importance of the Omnipresence, a central theme that permeates the narrative.

As the Dust Settles

As the Dust Settles is an archetypal series of poems that explore love, letting go, and optimism leaving the reader with hope and encouragement. The breadth of poetry covers a diverse sequence of subjects that compel the reader to form an attachment to Kim’s writing that surpasses association. Kim’s collection possesses a calming resonance that is rooted in the everyday, making episodic poems from her life seem prescient.

Adventures at Humminghive

“A charming rhyming story that opens up opportunities for talking with children about feelings and helping and caring for each other.” —Assoc. Professor Kay Margetts“A delightful story where everyone supports and helps each other in a loving, inclusive, and nurturing way.” —Children’s Cancer InstituteSupport children with cancer by donating to the Children’s Cancer Institute.

The Secret Sign

Zara, a young slave girl, is thrilled to discover a mysterious secret sign scrawled in the dust. Hoping it will lead to the promised ‘power that is not cruel’ she desperately seeks for her temperamental master, Zara must navigate the treacherous world of slavery, unsure if she can trust her fellow slaves. When an accident forces her to flee, Zara encounters the enigmatic ‘people of the sign.’

As a burning Rome is left behind, Zara’s entire family journeys to a distant, more primitive land. Faced with arduous work, new dangers, and thrilling adventures, they forge friendships and confront unexpected challenges. When a family member is kidnapped and Zara’s fellow slave Andreas absconds, the stakes grow higher. Penniless, Andreas attempts to return to Rome, but will he succeed? And if he does, what fate awaits him in the city?

Dreams

We all have the air to breathe. A body without a spirit is merely matter without life, but a dream breathes life into a person, driving them to fight for what many deem impossible.It is possible to dream and, even without money, realize your ambitions. It is possible to fight for a dream and discover strengths and abilities previously unseen. Dreams transform our weaknesses into strengths, pushing us beyond our limits.In this book, I share my thoughts through messages designed to build, instruct, strengthen, and encourage those who feel lost. This book is a gateway to making the impossible possible. It’s not just about believing: you have to fight against all odds, including your own discouragement!

Before Hope Dies

This immersive collection of poems, Before Hope Dies, offers a truthful and authentic perspective on the human experience. The author draws inspiration from God to unearth buried emotions and confront the pains of life in a cohesive and realistic manner. Despite the challenges that come with living in a physical world, the author fearlessly expresses their vulnerability and showcases the power of hope and resilience. Through the art of poetry, Before Hope Dies provides a moving and inspiring portrayal of the human spirit, guided by divine inspiration.

A Shower of Shite

A Shower of Shite offers a gripping biographical narrative that charts the tumultuous journey of two parents as they navigate through a relentless storm of trials brought upon by their children. Their story, akin to the dramatic arcs of a British soap opera, unfolds with tragic twists and turns, an unceasing cascade of events that would seem overdrawn if not for their stark reality. These challenges, though uninvited and not of their own making, are met with a resilience that speaks to the profound sense of duty and unwavering compassion inherent in parental love. It’s a testament to the silent oath etched in the very fabric of biological bonds, a commitment to defend, sometimes even the indefensible, against the odds, all told with a humourous look back at life events faced by the family.

Bertie

Life is full of challenges, and Bertie knows this all too well. But he’s resolute in altering the course of not just his own life, but that of his family.More than ‘just a crane’, Bertie’s natural leadership shines as he confronts hardships with resilience and an unwavering determination to bring about the best for those he holds dear.Born a crane, Bertie’s journey exemplifies that it’s the heart and soul, rather than appearances, that truly shape our destinies.

Saving the World, One Mix-Tape at a Time

Nicky is sixteen and lives in a dull Northern town in 1978, but science fiction, music, and his colourful friends give him a sense of purpose. Then, he meets Angela, everything changes, and he takes teenage alienation to a whole new level. Saving the World, One Mix-Tape at a Time is a coming-of-age story set in reality… and beyond. Nicky, aimless and at odds with his parents, finds solace in science fiction and his quirky misfit friends. His problems are simple: he knows too many kids named Paul, he wants to date a girl, and he has far too much on his mind. However, when he meets Angela, his reality is turned upside down, and nothing is as it first seems. As Nicky navigates the tough year of 1978, he discovers that life is full of surprising alternatives and that sometimes the most unexpected and strangest events can change our lives forever.Told through Nicky’s vivid experiences and misadventures with his friends, Saving the World, One Mix-Tape at a Time blends sci-fi, punk rock, and the bittersweet memories of first love. It explores themes of adolescent angst, friendship, and the transcendent power of imagination during a time of turbulent social change and literal teenage alienation.