The Fantastical Chronicles of Montgomery Plum
Satan’s had enough of Halloween. It’s become as dull as dishwater, and it’s beginning to make her miserable. This wasn’t what Halloween was supposed to be about when she created it. Halloween was supposed to be her night of fun. Her very own, very special night of fun. Her very own, very special night of fun, when she can murder and torture and torment anyone she pleases, and as much as she pleases. That’s what Halloween was supposed to be all about. That was real fun.
So now she’s knocking the whole thing on the head and having one last Halloween party that will live forever in the fears of everyone. And she’s bringing friends along as well. But unfortunately for Satan, the Universe had decided to level things up and provide her with a bit of competition... just as it should be.
And so, as Satan and her gang of hell hounds entered the Old Chapel expecting an easy slaughter for her last hoorah, what she got was something completely different. And a lot bloodier than she could ever have expected. Now that’s real fun.