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The One That Got Away
This is a tale never having been told before. It unravels the mystery of that one sock we all have that unfathomably goes missing. It is an adventure that travels the world and beyond, creating mystery and intrigue, littered with vanity and greed, and encountering quirky characters along the way. At first, the sock creates havoc, mayhem and embarrassment and damages precious reputations of the self-important. The sock becomes Public Enemy No. 1, and a bounty is put on its sole. A turn of fate sees the sock redeem itself and become revered, even by those it unwittingly crossed. It is soon hailed as a super hero by almost all. The sock is elected as President of the United States of America. However, skulduggery simmers in the background.A humorous yarn full of unexpected twists, morality, karma and a good few laugh-out-loud moments.
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I Do...Don't I?
As Shakespeare put it, the course of true love never did run smooth!The ceremony where two people commit themselves to each other for the rest of their lives marks the start of the next stage of their lives together. The success, or otherwise, of the day is one which everyone wants to remember, for the right reason! Learn what goes into civil ceremonies from both a legal and personal perspective, explore what happens behind the scenes, laugh at some of the events and marvel at the way in which the registrars have to deal with the unexpected whilst ensuring that the ceremony runs smoothly. From a female registrar's skirt falling down in the middle of the ceremony to the bride's father wrongly declaring ‘I do' when asked if there is just cause why the union should not go ahead, the registrars have seen and dealt with it all!In I Do... Don't I? join Ceremony Officer Stephen Foulkes for a humorous, informative and light-hearted unique insight into his work.
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Chemo Summer - A Breast Cancer Journey
In Chemo Summer Jane Hoggar takes the reader through a light-hearted and informative account of her discovery of breast cancer and its cure.Cancer of any description has the capacity to chill those it affects and their loved ones. But for Jane Hoggar early discovery and diagnosis provided for a satisfactory resolution. And it's these small details that might well help people in a similar situation. For example, Jane did not discover a lump, which is the usual thing in breast cancer, but a ‘sag' when she raised her arms and it was her insistence that something was wrong that resulted in a vital early medical diagnosis.All the side issues are covered in the book, effects of chemo and radiotherapy, hair loss and wigs, changes in diet and exercise, making Chemo Summer a valuable and engaging look into a serious and often frightening subject.
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Cambridge Blues
When Emily Pollard receives an invoice from HMRC for two million pounds, she asks her nephew, Michael and his friend, Jonathan, to work with a team of private detectives and find out what is going on at the mansion she lets to a company. Meanwhile, wise-cracking Jonathan, a university lecturer emerging from an acrimonious divorce, meets Lisa in a pub and she offers to pluck him from obscurity by adding him to the 'casual cast' of her PR video company, also introducing him to Mike's old girlfriend, Jenny. What with Lisa, barely-visible Cathy, the investigation and the sinister Inspector Cotting, Michael being attacked and left for dead and Jonathan accused of murder, it isn't long before both of the friends find themselves with more excitement than they'd bargained for. The machinations of Jon's ex-wife, Sara, only adds to the mix in this comical adventure.
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50 Chat-up Lines
Are you looking for love? Do you struggle with the opposite sex? LOOK NO FURTHER...
Enclosed are 50 chat up lines that will end your dating woes! Watch as potential mates fall at your feet.
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Where Do We Go Now, Lord?
Where Do We Go Now, Lord? is a spirited journey filled with humour, wisdom, and unexpected twists. Dive into the uproarious misadventures of Norman Starmaster as he embarks on a quest to challenge long-held beliefs. Yet, with each hilarious misstep, he unwittingly reinforces the very truths he’s out to debunk. Encounter extraordinary characters and unforgettable places, all woven together by Norman’s unquenchable zest for life. This book isn’t just a page-turner – it’s a joyous romp that reminds us of the unpredictable nature of truth and discovery.
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The Bums
A half-ass story in a ‘big ass’ book, The Bums follows the lives of two (sort of) ordinary asses named Ethel and Elsie as they go about their business. Sitting around all day semi-discontented at their lot, The Bums poke fun and insults at everyday things and people. A pair of soft arses with hard ass attitudes, The Bums are entirely non-PC, up their own arses, utter assholes. Are Ethel and Elsie merely huge waists of space or does their story have legs? Hold on to your butts!
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The Penge Miracle
When God asks you to do something it would be churlish of you to refuse him.
If that thing is to save the world, however hard that might seem, it makes it impossible to refuse that request.
Delivering a pizza can lead to all sorts of things. Read on.
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The Book of Shenanigans
Geoff is having a biblically bad day. For a start, his car gets written off and he loses his job at a call centre in Manchester. Then the Devil tells him he’s the Anti-Christ and unless he delivers the apocalypse, he’ll be tortured for eternity at a call centre in Hell. With the help of the Devil, his best friend, Rob, who turns out to be an infamous duke of Hell, and Mr Sox, a Hell hound trapped in a cat’s body, they are chased by the forces of good and that’s when all the fun starts…
The Book of Shenanigans is the word of God that is full of:
MORE Nuns with Guns MORE Talking Animals
MORE Decapitations MORE Cute Musical Satanists
MORE Cordless Drills MORE Evil Nazis
MORE Tea Drinking MORE Scary Stuff
IMPORTANT READING GUIDANCE
The following groups are strictly prohibited from reading The Book of Shenanigans:
British Royal Family Cancel Culture Cartel Members
Catholic Church Cats Folk Bands
Mexicans Norwegian Blue Nose Rabbits Nuns
Penguins Satanists Scots
Seal Pups Serial Killers Snowflakes
Swedes Unicorns Witches
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Senior Singles
Tom Hartley retires and soon afterwards his wife dies. After years of happy marriage, he is left alone in the large family home. Realising that he has to build himself a new life, he moves into a smaller house, tries new activities and makes new friends amongst other lonely senior singles. He takes Spanish lessons, tries yoga, singles holidays, dancing, tennis and crosses America along Route 66, all with hilarious consequences as he throws himself into his new lifestyle. After gaining and losing one love, he finds another very unexpectedly.
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Senior Pleasures
Overnight Tom Hartley became a grieving widower after years of happy marriage and rebuilt his life by making new friends and taking up new interests. He moved house and set up a gardening club which also helped elderly residents and arranged walks and other social activities. After a number of close friendships with lonely ladies, he fell in love with neighbour Helen who had been working with him on the gardening club. Concerned about Tom’s over-friendly nature, Helen insisted on a one-year engagement and that they should continue to live in separate homes for Tom to prove that he could resist temptation. All went well until a glamorous widow moved in next door and began making advances.
An unexpected event brought about a change in plans and Tom and Helen had to sell their homes and move to a rundown property requiring months of hard work and expense to restore. Despite their problems the couple have fun together and their love blossoms.
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Class Act
Biggsy is an idealistic 50-year-old English teacher in a West London boys’ secondary school. A maverick head of department who battled against the educational establishment for twenty-five years, he’s beginning to crack. His departmental colleagues love him, but he suspects that the school’s management team is out to get rid of him.
His wife, Myra, a medical secretary, is his mainstay. She patiently endures his total commitment to his calling without complaint. However, when she realises that his work is taking an inordinate emotional toll on his personality, her patience wears thin.
Through his exchanges with teenage Ella, their only child, Biggsy reveals his beliefs about the connections between literary theory and the lives we all lead. But a violent assault on one of his students, an unexpected sexual encounter and professional betrayal expose the flaws in his philosophy. He discovers that trying to think one’s way through life is all very well, but the time comes when one has to act.
£12.99
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