The author was born in Exeter, England. In the mid-1960s, when he was 12, the family emigrated to South Africa. His love of reading took flight when he found a James Bond book (Goldfinger) on the airplane, and he lost himself in fantasy land. Occasionally, he finds his way backâ€”mostly to earn money. 30 years later, he emigrated to New Zealand with his family. He is now retired and is trying his hand entertaining people, as he himself has been so richly entertained.
SOME DOORS ARE BEST LEFT CLOSED
If you ever find yourself awoken by a phone you didn't know you had, coming from a room you didn't even know existed, whatever you do... Don't answer that phone!If only someone had told that to Joe. Because for the failed author, still finding consolation at the bottom of a bottle due to his recent ...